Pickup lines

I was at work last night (a bar in Georgetown) and there were two lovely ladies sitting at the far end of the bar upstairs. Both were blond, both were hot ... well, one more than the other. I had to get behind the bar for something and as I walked by the two femmes, two clowns approached them and started talking.

I couldn't hear everything that was said because the music was loud, but I did hear this: "So, do you ladies come here often?"

What?!?! This is one of the oldest pickup lines in the book and it is the punch line of many jokes. Who in their right mind would use this? If you're intention is to take the girl home (or atleast get a phone number ... a real one), then DO NOT try this line on her. I almost burst out laughing when I heard that.

I did a google search (nice plug eh?) and came up with some funny pickup lines. Here are a few:

-Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
-Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
-Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
- Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
-I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? ( I like that one!)
- Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? (pretty clever actually)
-If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
-You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.
-Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

If you have a good pickup line, leave a comment. But keep them clean! Jason's Blog is a family program.

-Jason