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Friday, December 30, 2005

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I really can't think of a single topic to write an entire column on, so it's time for a smorgasborg of sorts. Happy reading.

-This has been bugging me recently. Did you ever notice that crusty, flaky stuff that builds up around the rim of a milk jug? What is that? I always try to pull the cap off quickly, while at the same time brushing that stuff into the sink. Whatever it is, I certainly do not want it in my milk.

-I heard that Time Magazine has chosen its persons of the year for 2005. The lucky winners are Bill and Melinda Gates, and Bono from U2. I realize these people have done a lot for charity, but the good people at Time couldn't think of anyone better? I heard a radio host today and he suggested the Iraqi people. Or the American people. How about our great president George Dubyah Bush? Or maybe Mother Nature? The past 12 months were filled with hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis, and anything else she could think of. Leave a comment with your nominee(s).

-Check out Matt Burke et al. here: www.thedisgruntledsportswriter.com It's good stuff.

-Did you notice the google search bar I added up top? Do me a favor ... when you need to search google for something, come to this site and search. I get money when you do! So far I've made a whopping $0.42 on those ads. Keep clicking people!

-Jason

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Merry, uh, what?

Hey everyone. The staff here at Jason's blog is back after a four-day hiatus! Ok, the staff is only me, but I am back.

How was your Christmas? Have you all heard about this debate between the term "Christmas" and "Holiday?" What's up with that? Some places have even banned the phrase "Merry Christmas" and replaced it with "Happy Holidays." Another town banned all red poinsettias from its town hall and replaced them with white ones. Huh? They did what now?

Some of the liberals of this country are claiming that the term
"Merry Christmas" is no longer the politically correct way to wish someone a, well, Merry Christmas. People are saying that the phrase refers to Christianity and since we are a diverse group in the US of A, that's not a good thing.

I don't know about you, but my opinion is that Christmas is an AMERICAN holiday, not just a Christian one. Sure, there is a religious aspect to it, but things like Christmas trees, wreaths, fancy lights that hang from your roof, and exchanging gifts are all customs. Not religious ones, but American ones.

I have some Jewish friends who celebrate Chanukah and I know some African-Americans who may or may not celebrate Kwanza (I honestly do not know), but it's always been "Merry Christmas" between us. Am I supposed to ask someone what their religion is before wishing them "Merry Christmas" from now on? Would someone who celebrates Chanukah be offended if I asked them if they were Jewish before wishing a Merry or Happy somethingorother? I am very confused.

By the way, I'll give five free blog points to the person who counts the number of times I wrote "Merry Christmas" in this post. What is a blog point? I have no idea.

-Jason

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Little bit of this, a dash of that

Hey folks, sorry for not posting anything yesterday. I was traveling in the morning, then was busy catching up with old friends back home. But since all of you are spending time with your own families this weekend, chances are you probably won't even read this for another few days!

Here are a few observations I've made since yesterday...

Airport lines. I arrived at the airport in Baltimore Friday morning and noticed a massive line at the counter. I mean, it was ugly. I already had my boarding pass, but needed to check a bag for my flight. Dreading the never-ending line, I noticed a much smaller one outside at the curbside check-in. Ten minutes and $2 later, I was good to go! Why more people didn't opt for curbside check-in is a mystery.

The hot girl with her parents. Fellas, we've all been there. I was waiting at the gate for my Southwest flight when I spotted this wonderful specimen walking over to the waiting area. Despite the three hours sleep I was going on, I felt I had to atleast say hello or something. Maybe offer to help with her bags? "My, that's a nice, uh, bag you have there." As I am pondering my move, I noticed she was with two people ... two older people. Damnit! Her parents! She sat right next to her father, took out her Washington Post, and started reading. So I am sitting about 10 feet away, dying to talk to this girl, and I couldn't do a thing.

The not-so-hot girl in my row. I secured a great window seat in row 4. I kept my eye on the front of plane as the other passengers boarded, hoping that hot girl with her parents would sit next to me. Unfortunately, that didn't work out so well. A not-so-hot girl became my neighbor on the brief flight to Manchester, NH, and I was stuck wondering what the flight could have been like.

The kid behind me. The small child sitting behind me with her parents, constantly kicking, kneeing, and elbowing the back of my seat throughout the flight. She also grabbed my arm at one point, reaching between the window and my seat. It took everything I had to not stand up and let her parents have it after 30 minutes of this.

xbox 360. For those of you that read my post a few days ago about the long line at Best Buy for the xbox 360 game system, this is for you. My buddy Chris Forsberg picked one up this week so the two of us played Tiger Woods golf on it yesterday. I must say, now I know why those lunatics were camped out overnight waiting for this thing. The graphics were amazing and I was sold. By the way, check out Forsberg's sports stories in the Boston Globe and the Sentinel and Enterprise here: http://news.google.com/news?client=safari&rls=en&q=%22Chris+Forsberg%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&tab=wn&scoring=d

Merry Christmas everyone.

-Jason

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

A sad day for the rebels

Today is a sad day in the land of Red Sox Nation. Johnny Damon, our beloved center fielder, has converted to the dark side of the force. The emperor (Steinbrenner) has influenced his thought process and convinced him to sign with the hated New York Yankees.

We all knew that there was a good chance Damon might not re-sign with the Sox, but nobody thought he would stoop this low and sign with the evil empire. There is an unconfirmed report that the emperor sent an imperial starship to pick up Damon from his home in Boston. From there, the long-haired "Jesus Freak" was brought to the Death Star (Yankee Stadium), where he got the grand tour of the empire's evil battleship.

For the purpose of not sounding like a total loser, I'll end this Star Wars theme. But my point is that the Yankees are THE HATED rivals of everyone and everything in Red Sox Nation. As I grew up in Massachusetts, I was always told by my father that the Yankees were bad and the Red Sox were good. It's a part of growing up in the land of the free.

I would have been upset if Damon had signed with the Dodgers or the Angels or the Astros (just throwin' out random teams), but I atleast would be at peace with myself and know that JD would have a good home. When I got the phone call from our good friend AC Cuneo last night about the news, I was sick.

Are the Yankees THAT appealing to players? I thought people in sports didn't like them and what they stood for. Steinbrenner has arguably ruined baseball with his absurd spending, but that doesn't stop him from signing top-tier free agents every offseason. I don't get it. I really don't.

I am going to miss Johnny Damon, and I know everyone else in The Nation will too. But I'll tell you this: When he returns to Fenway in a pinstripe uniform, he will certainly get a whole bunch of booos from the crowd. Will I booo him from the comfort of my apartment? That is to be determined at a later date.

May the force be with you.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Domestic spying?

A political expert I am not, but this issue has been in the news for a few days now and I have some strong feelings about it. So here it goes ...

In Friday's New York Times, it was revealed that President Bush authorized the National Security Agency (NSA) to spy on Americans with possible terrorism ties. The ultra-secret agency eavesdropped on international telephone calls made to and from the United States, and monitored international emails for anything suspicious. This classified program started not too long after the Sept. 11 attacks. The NSA conducted this surveillance without a warrant, which is normally required in cases like this.

The Times first got this story one year ago, but was asked by the White House not to publish it. The newspaper agreed to give it more time and do further investigating, but the Times hierarchy decided to run the piece last Friday.

I am a conservative and have supported this president since he began his first term and I have to tell you, I have no problems with this secret program. Or maybe I should call it "the once secret program." Thanks to the New York Times and its ultra-liberal, anti-Bush stance, our enemies know what we have been doing the past four years. It is a disgrace to America that this story ran. It is not known who leaked this story to the media to begin with, but this person should be ashamed of him or herself. What kind of an American would tell the enemy how we conduct our intelligence gathering?

President Bush has defended this program after he confirmed its existence on Saturday and said it was perfectly legal. He said was within the grounds of Article II of the Constitution, which define the authority of the president, and with the laws of this country. Further, the program was re-examined about every 45 days to ensure everything was still legal.

Democrats have come out of the woodwork to criticize Bush and this program. They are all calling for congressional hearings, but it was THEIR congress that was made aware of this program. Leaders of the house and senate, along with key members of the Senate Intelligence Committee, were briefed on this program several times.

This spying program is necessary in the war against terrorism. We have already exposed two plots (one in the U.S., one in England) through the surveillance, and President Bush has vowed to maintain the spying. And he should. What is so wrong with tapping the phone lines of a suspected terrorist? How about someone talking to a known terrorist overseas? I have no problem with this and if for some reason the government started listening to my phone conversations and reading my emails, I would be happy. I have nothing to hide so if the NSA wants to conduct surveillance on me or anyone else that is innocent, what is so wrong with that? If you have nothing to hide, you should have no issues with domestic spying. It is critical to our safety and security in this age of terrorism.

The hijackers that carried out the Sept. 11 attacks were in constant telephone contact with overseas Al-Qaeda operatives and leaders. If this government was authorized to conduct domestic surveillance and was able to thwart the attacks, 3,000+ Americans would not have died in New York, Washington, DC, and Pennsylvania.

And one more point I'd like to make. The New York Times didn't just pick December 16 out of a hat when they debated about when to publish this story. Think about it. The Iraqi elections were held the previous day and they were labeled a success. No major attacks, a record number of voters worldwide, and Iraqis holding up their ink-stained fingers with pride. The Bush administration was on such a high and it was wonderful to see the elections turn out as they did. And then the Times published this article the following day, deflating the good feeling everyone had.

The liberal New York Times attitude and deliberate (in my opinion) attack on this president is a whole separate issue and I think it is a disgrace to the journalism industry.

I want to hear your thoughts on this so please leave a comment.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Does little Johnny really need that?

Just got back from doing some good ole' fashioned Christmas shopping. Crowded malls, long lines at the register, and those bell-ringing folks outside. Always a joy.

On my way back from the mall, I had to stop at Best Buy. I mean, it's on my way home so I HAD to go. But I tell you what, that store is one of the coolest out there. If I could pick one store to spend as much money as I wanted, it would be that one.

As I pulled up to the greatest store ever, I noticed a long line outside the doors, snaking around the front of the building. People in lawn chairs and on blankets were sipping coffee and singing Koom-by-Ah (ok, so they weren't singing). Curious as to what on earth these people were doing in the 30-degree weather, I read a sign next to the door. "Xbox 360 line," it said. So that's what these people were waiting for? A freekin video game system?!

This got me thinking. What has this society come to? We have people camping outside a Best Buy all night, some risking hypothermia, just to get their spoiled 10-year-old kid a video game for Christmas? Don't get me wrong, I've spent plenty of hours playing Tiger Woods Golf for Playstation 2, but this is a little extreme.

Technology is great and we are a better world because of the advances in the past 20 years, but it's like we NEED this stuff to survive. Does anyone remember what we did without cell phones? God forbid. How about before the Internet? How did kids ever do research for school? Before video games? What the hell did we do in our spare time if we didn't have digital cable, the Internet, and xbox? Must have been a boring life.

Oh, gotta go. My color-screen cell phone is ringing, I have to watch some Patriots highlights on my Comcast digital cable, and then I need to import some more songs into my iTunes. And once I finish checking my email on my high-speed Internet connection, I want to listen to the Dave Matthews Band show I downloaded earlier and upload it to my ipod.

What would we do without all this stuff?

Friday, December 16, 2005

New format

As you can see, I changed the format of the blog. That dirty brown color looked awful so I figured a change would do me good. If anyone else has a blog and reads this, send me your link and I'll add it to my list!

Sorry for the boring post. Hopefully I'll feel creative this weekend and actually post something interesting.

-Jason

It's Friday!

My friend Stephanie left me a message regarding yesterday's post and how Maryland people freak out when it snows. She said that people in New England also go crazy, which is true. But up there, people THINK they can drive in it, which causes all kinds of fun on the icy roads. Good point Ms. Roy.

So what are you all doing for the weekend? The Patriots are on national TV tomorrow (1:30, Fox) so I'll be watching them deal with the Tampa Bay Bucs. Not a crucial game, but I'd like to see a win to give us a boost for the last few games of the regular season.

I also need to do some Christmas shopping this weekend ... ok, all of it. What is it about us guys that makes us wait until the last minute to do shopping? I've bought gifts on Dec. 24 in past years but somehow, I remain calm throughout. No stress. No worries. We'll get it done and deliver the goods.

-Jason

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Snow in DC

Being from Massachusetts, I've seen my share of snow storms. Those of you from New England all remember last year when three feet of the white stuff fell at once. That was an experience. Now that I am a mid-Atlantic coast guy, I won't be seeing more than a few inches here, a dusting there. But that doesn't make it easier to deal with.

When the DC area gets snow, it's like the end of the world is upon us. Schools close, the government shuts down early, and NOBODY knows how to drive in the stuff. We've been getting snow-ice-rain all day here and I tell ya, people freeked out. The snow only lasted for a few hours in the morning and we got about 1.5 inches. It's been raining ever since and when I was out driving atround this afternoon, it was fine.

But the area schools either sent their kids home early or cancelled the day outright. Afternoon activities were postponed. People left work early. All for what? Because it snowed in the morning and even though it's been pouring rain for about seven hours now, people can't handle it.

On another note, check out AC Cuneo's blog here: http://cnotesspeaks.blogspot.com

That's all I got.

-Jason

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Random thoughts ...

I went to the gym after dinner tonight and I experienced a few things that I wanted to share ...

1. Don't you hate it when people don't park inside the parking spaces? I tried to pull into a space at the gym but this pickup truck was right on the line and one of his tires was in my way. Isn't that annoying?

2. I need an ipod. I lug around my Sony discman when I work out and it is a hassle! Whenever I pull it out of my pocket to change a song, I try to hide what I am doing because everyone around me has an ipod or another mp3 player strapped to their arm or on a belt clip. If I am wearing shorts, I don't even have a pocket so I have to carry it everywhere ... yeah.

3. Anyone notice the price of gas is on the rise again? I passed a Mobil on the way home and saw it had gone up from yesterday. Jeez. What's up with that?

That's it for now.

-Jason

Introduction

Hey everyone.

Well, I have jumped on the bandwagon and created my own blog. For the longest time, I had no clue how the name "blog" came to be. Then one night, I was listening to a radio show and the guest was a blog expert (if there is such a thing). He said the words "Web" and "Log" were combined to make "blog" as we know it. Good times.

But enough about that. I am a Maryland resident transplanted from Boston not too long ago. Don't want to get into my life story, but basically I moved here for a job in law enforcement last summer. While still in the academy (but almost finished) I realized the job was not for me so I resigned. Now I am back looking for a job in what I love to do: writing.

So that's a quick intro. about me. As I figure out how to use this thing, I'll add some photos and create a profile. But for now, what you see is what you get!

-Jason